Before I decided to tackle this topic, I had a moment’s hesitation. Is the fact that Nancy Pelosi decided to get her hair done really an issue of national importance?
And of course, I concluded that it is.
Pelosi had every right to get her hair done last week, even though she was violating the regulations she herself championed to restrict the spread of the coronavirus.
As the first and only female speaker of the House of Representatives (so far,) Pelosi is one of the most visible women in the world, and she has to look her best while adoring and hostile eyes turn their gaze upon her.
I don’t even have much of a problem with the fact that she didn’t wear a mask during the entire Wash-Trim-Blow Dry. While I kept my mask on my face during every stage of my most recent salon visit, I would have preferred to take it off. A breathing human with bad hair is often preferable to a perfectly-coiffed-corpse.
But Nancy pushed for the regulations that we all wear masks, everywhere, including while we shower. She’s a big fan of wearing masks that virtue signal her virtue, and supports California Gov. Gavin Newsome’s draconian decision to shut down or severely restrict salon services during the pandemic.
So a little thing like hypocrisy, as in “Rules for Thee but Not for Me” rankles.
But it’s more than just mere hypocrisy on Nancy’s part.
When Mayor Jim Kenney traveled down to a Maryland restaurant to have some crab cakes and some respite while indoor dining remained banned in Philadelphia, I was annoyed at the garden variety hypocrisy. And he did apologize, albeit belatedly. But it was an apology.
Far from seeking forgiveness, or even acknowledging that she had done anything wrong, the speaker of the House offered this gem: “I take responsibility for trusting the word of the neighborhood salon that I’ve been to … many times. It was a set-up, and I take responsibility for falling for a set-up.”
And then, if this weren’t enough of a study in California chutzpah she added: “I think that this salon owes me an apology, for setting me up.”
Digest that for a moment. Nancy, who violated her own deeply held principles on pandemic shutdowns, on wearing masks, on being “all in this together,” blamed the person whose livelihood is being destroyed by those principles. And she wants an apology.
Allo, Marie Antoinette, tu as un coup de fil de 2020. (For those of you who didn’t major in French, that would be “Hello Marie Antoinette, 2020 is calling.”)
Those who grew up in the Philadelphia area would likely call this the Abscam Apology, which is basically “Youze set me up, youze bums.” While there are situations where entrapment is a legitimate defense to committing an offense, it is hard to use when the person who ends up committing the offense did so without pressure, willingly, and tipped the alleged “entrapper.”
Here, Nancy was the one who made the appointment, went to the salon, sashayed from shampoo chair to trim chair to blow-out chair with grace, and did it with the full knowledge that it was in violation of the very regulations she trumpeted. So it’s really hard to swallow the “set-up” excuse her supporters are trying to shove down our throats (through our masks).
And unlike Kenney (I can’t believe I’m actually saying something positive about him,) Pelosi is deflecting the blame from herself to a private citizen. In bringing the full weight of her authority, popularity and presence to bear against the salon owner, the speaker of the House of Representatives has triggered an avalanche of bad publicity, slurs, and death threats directed at the poor woman.
But she is the one who deserves an apology. Une apologie pour la reine Marie Annunziata!
If this is not an example of the pathetic, tone-deaf nature of the virtue-signaling preachers of the progressive gospel, I honestly don’t know what is.
But in the next two months, I’m sure I’ll find out.
Christine Flowers is an attorney and a columnist for the Delaware County Daily Times, and can be reached at email@example.com.
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