My work wife Brandice says people need to stop with the mullets. Her exact words are, "Please make the mullets go away. You've got to do something about this."
I said that I would write a letter to the editor. She said, "Please write someone. These men need to know this is bad!"
Ladies, you have your fair share of mullets, too. Everyone with a mullet, please take this into consideration.
You only look in the mirror for a couple of minutes. We see you all day long.
We have a fake president. Aren't we suffering enough?